Off-Topic: The Bible As Tramp's Prop
Look who found the Bible? Paris Hilton. Yes, that Paris Hilton. In a transparent move to avoid paying the penalty of her misdeeds, copied by faux penitents from Manuel Noriega to vagantes everywhere, Hilton is toting the Good Book. The story's sickening, accompanying picture notes Hilton could find a Bible, but she couldn't find a bra.