Like It Was Taken Straight from the Headlines

"Although there's no precedent for this, toking Bishop Spong crazily studied under a whole flock of vicious thieves."

Courtesy of the Bizarre Rumour Generator: plug in a name, and it produces an odd rumor you can share with the world. In the case above, it appears to have hit on something, though....

And this might make the task of rumor-mongering easier for some; just let the web do it for ya!