One for Ortho-Ethnic Fanatics

Here's my nod to those caught in the dreaded grip of Convert Fanaticism Syndrome^TM -- those attempting to change their ethnicity by adopting every cultural practice of the Greeks, Russians, Arabs, etc. , in the misguided hope that this will make them "more Orthodox."

Your Russian Name Is...

Boryenka Aleksi Popov

What's Your Russian Name?

FWIW, I didn't enter a middle name.